{"id":295,"date":"2019-06-14T13:38:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-14T13:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humblesage.com\/?p=295"},"modified":"2023-04-30T14:28:28","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T14:28:28","slug":"youre-doing-it-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/2019\/06\/14\/youre-doing-it-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Doing It Wrong."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a collection of things you are most likely doing wrong and my help to you on how you can do it better. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Italian Ice YUM!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Italian Ice\u2019s are one of the best frozen Popsicle\u2019s on the planet. You go to the store, buy a pack and bring them home. If you\u2019re like me you buy the good shit. You buy Wyler\u2019s Italian Ices. Not that Polar Icee garbage. You are eager to get them in the freezer because you can\u2019t wait for that cold, yummy, goodness, BUT WAIT!<\/p>\n<p>Before you just put the entire box into the freezer or even just a handful pack of them, do it right. Put them in vertically. Like this:<\/p>\n<p><img alt="" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-296 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-158x210.jpg 158w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1960x2613.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-scaled.jpg 1920w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/1024;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-296 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-158x210.jpg 158w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-1960x2613.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0441-scaled.jpg 1920w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/1024;\" \/></noscript><\/p>\n<p>Why you ask? Simple:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>When you snip them open at the top you don\u2019t waste any Ice.<\/li>\n<li>When you use scissors, no more sticky mess gets in the blades. Thus no cleaning required.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a collection of things you are most likely doing wrong and my help to you on how you can do it better. Enjoy. Italian Ice YUM! Italian Ice\u2019s are one of the best frozen Popsicle\u2019s on the planet. You go to the store, buy a pack and bring them home. If you\u2019re like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[24,25,26,27,28],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-ice","tag-icee","tag-italian","tag-popsicle","tag-yummy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":297,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}