{"id":298,"date":"2019-06-12T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humblesage.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2023-04-30T14:35:17","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T14:35:17","slug":"a-trip-to-barnes-and-noble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/2019\/06\/12\/a-trip-to-barnes-and-noble\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trip to Barnes and Noble."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s go to Barnes and Noble!<\/p>\n<p>Everywhere I go I always try to find subtle humor in everything around me. Book stores always provide a constant source of small entertainment. During this quest I found the following.<\/p>\n<p><img alt="" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-299 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-768x333.jpg\" alt=\"barnes noble sections\" width=\"768\" height=\"333\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-768x333.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-300x130.jpg 300w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1024x444.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1536x666.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-2048x888.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-210x91.jpg 210w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1960x850.jpg 1960w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/333;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-299 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-768x333.jpg\" alt=\"barnes noble sections\" width=\"768\" height=\"333\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-768x333.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-300x130.jpg 300w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1024x444.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1536x666.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-2048x888.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-210x91.jpg 210w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0442-1960x850.jpg 1960w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/333;\" \/></noscript><\/p>\n<p>the \u201cBibles\u201d and \u201cTop 10 Christian Picks\u201d sections are located directly across from \u201cTrue Crime\u201d. Coincidence!?! You be the judge.<\/p>\n<p><img alt="" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-300 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"the power hoe\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-158x210.jpg 158w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1960x2613.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-scaled.jpg 1920w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/1024;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium_large wp-image-300 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"the power hoe\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-158x210.jpg 158w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-1960x2613.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/humblesage.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/IMG_0443-scaled.jpg 1920w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 768px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 768\/1024;\" \/></noscript><br \/>\nThe Power (Hoe?).<\/p>\n<p>Is it \u201cThe Power\u201d or \u201cThe Power Hoe\u201d. So many ways to construe this book title based on it\u2019s chosen font and coloring choice. Don\u2019t even get me started on the Author\u2026. Naomi. So that backwards is \u201cI moan\u201d and given that\u2019s a female name.. well you\u2019re welcome. LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s go to Barnes and Noble! Everywhere I go I always try to find subtle humor in everything around me. Book stores always provide a constant source of small entertainment. During this quest I found the following. the \u201cBibles\u201d and \u201cTop 10 Christian Picks\u201d sections are located directly across from \u201cTrue Crime\u201d. Coincidence!?! You be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[30,31,32,33,34,35,36],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-barnes","tag-books","tag-crime","tag-hoe","tag-noble","tag-power","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humblesage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}